That night, I had the strangest dream. I knew it was a dream because there was no way Rachel could’ve climbed up the wall outside my window with no shoes on. When I woke up, I knew it was more than a dream. It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and the good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.
— Puck
Glee 1.08, Mash-Up
(via littlemissdorkette)
